ROMANCE WEEK #1: Create an unlikely pairing


Arianna Milieux, the most widely respected female theologian of her era, stared out of the window and considered the nature of divinity. She watched a leaf fall slowly from one of the tall trees on the boulevard outside. The way it fell – drifting first one way, then the other, but falling, always falling – put her in mind of what her colleague Luc had been saying over lunch the previous day regarding the Miltonic conception of virtue and the inherent incompleteness of man.
She was just reaching for a pen when something bright caught her eye. Between the trees, on a street perpendicular to the boulevard, she could see the garish colours of a circus convoy. Slowly, it revealed itself to her, emerging from the trees and onto the main thoroughfare. The elephants caught her attention immediately, their upraised trunks leading the procession. Behind them was an open platform of a vehicle, in the manner of a carnival float, containing a troupe of acrobats who leapt and tumbled even as they travelled. What really took her breath away, though, was the sight of the man who walked behind this acrobatic spectacle, calmly pacing along the boulevard as if he owned the city and everything in it.
Even from a distance, she could see the piercing blue of his eyes, the firm set of his jaw, the sheer size of his bright red shoes as they flapped around below his barely three-foot frame. She knew him by reputation, but had never before seen him in person – this could only be Alfonzo, the shortest clown in all of Europe.

8 comments:

  1. And finally, Hollywood has a premise for the Katherine Heigl/Peter Dinklage pairing they've been looking for!

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  2. Aww, and I thought she was going to get all wet over the elephant.

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  3. That would be a somewhat... different genre. I think it’s safe to say that there are still a few more ideas to work through before I get round to writing bestiality erotica. I’m not ruling it out altogether – it’s just more of a long-term goal.

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  4. Reminds me of When Night is Falling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114916/)

    A theology professor falls in love with a circus artist. (it's not as bad as it sounds though, there's also a dead dog being stored in a refridgerator)

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  5. I am increasingly of the opinion that you have hacked into my writing folder.

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  6. I would actually read that. It'd be more interesting than 95% of what's out there!

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  7. YES! YES! Most epic romance ever! Far more interesting than a girl with no personality falling in love with a sparkly vampire.

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  8. Moreover, a sparkly vampire who also has no personality.

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